“Well, if my cathedral of cutting-edge taste holds no interest for your tragically Canadian sensibilities, then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises… and a fast entrance into hell!”
-Gideon, “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World”
“I like you. You have the boldness of a much younger woman.”
-Jack Donaghy*, “30 Rock”
*before he and Liz were friends
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I, Mojo Jojo, have a town to take over. I have a world to conquer. I have to seize control of an area and force its inhabitants to follow my way of thinking.”
-Mojo Jojo, “The Powerpuff Girls
“There is no Dana, only Zuul!”
“I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECKTIE!”
“Oh god, please don’t tell me I was fighting a vampire slayer! How unbelievably common. If I had friends and they heard about this…”
-Glorificus, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”
“ …Now I’m off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts.”
“Remember, the first and only reality of the Sith: there can only be two. And you are no longer my apprentice. You have been replaced!”
-Darth Sidious, “Star Wars: The Clone Wars”
“I’m trying to take a picture, not make a Disney film.”
“A villain must be a thing of power, handled with delicacy and grace. He must be wicked enough to excite our aversion, strong enough to arouse our fear, human enough to awaken some transient gleam of sympathy. We must triumph in his downfall, yet not barbarously nor with contempt, and the close of his career must be in harmony with all its previous development.”
Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again.
Dark Helmet: GOOD!
Tim Curry in the Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
me and my girls on the way to prom
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